chubby-bunnies:

I’m fucking wheezing

(via marrymejasonsegel)

swordsdance:

to any man who’s ever felt insecure or emasculated by a woman cuz she seemed smarter, funnier and/or cooler than him: your feelings are valid and i just want you to know that she IS smarter, funnier and cooler than you, and you are a talentless worm in her presence

(via stonedfoxgirl)

greelin:

newtgeiszler:

but can you do math?

don’t. don’t do this to me

(via relatablecrepes)

re-flashero:

no me siento bien

(via haga-como-que-no-siente)

greelin:

“bi men w/ women and bi women w/ men don’t count lol” y’all LOVE being clowns huh.. honking your little clown noses.. wearing your size 18 shoes in firetruck red

(via stonedfoxgirl)

theparacosmic:

show affection by literally just laying on me. you can’t crush me. my need for pressure stimming is too powerful

(via heart)